I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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