jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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