when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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