It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We need to rekindle our bromance
this just has baby written all over it
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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