real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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