Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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