I've blown a few things in my day
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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