Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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