while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i out mim tonsoeep
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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