If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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