Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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