So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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