I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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