Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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