direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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