Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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