sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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