Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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