She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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