How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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