that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
did i walk over a car last night?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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