oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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