I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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