At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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