Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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