a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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