dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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