A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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