I think scott just propositioned me for sex
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
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Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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