K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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