You don't have asthma, your pregnant
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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He told me they were just razor bumps!
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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