Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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