yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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