Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Bring me that man meat
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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