i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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