I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
NoShamevember. You game?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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