the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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