Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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