Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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