It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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