i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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