tell your sister to shave her snatch
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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