I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Gay?
German.
Pity.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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