Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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