Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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