My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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porn star boner night. come get it.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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