the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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