So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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