It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Less talking, more tequila
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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