Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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